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[fuckyou_chorus]

[maybe you were sleeping, maybe you just stepped into your cabin, a friend's cabin, the mess hall, wherever! But wherever you are, you might be stuck there for a while. Anybody trying to leave their cabin or glancing out the window will notice that the waters have suddenly risen dramatically, and the structures they're in? Are now floating

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[burgercraving]

[... looking out the window of the place where Blaine and Rachel live!]

We're fucking floating!

[unguilding]

Yes, yes~

Talk about a morbid imagination!

[burgercraving]

It's realism.

[unguilding]

Realism is imagining all the ways someone can get caught and eaten by a shark?

[burgercraving]

He looks hungry, doesn't he?

[burgercraving]

... And Russian, but everyone knows that everyone starves under a communist regime.

[unguilding]

Too bad he's not getting anything to eat! Unless a zombie falls in or something. They're stupid enough to.

[burgercraving]

Okay, so here's how it's gonna go. Your lame little go-cart that looks like it was built in the seventies is gonna break down. And then Jaws music is gonna get all up in here, and before you smell vodka in your midst, you're gonna be Petrov's snack.

Sucks to be you. Lucky I'm in here with my soon to be frozen windows and my blocked off door.

[unguilding]

This vanship isn't going to break down! I made it, so it's far from flimsy!

[burgercraving]

And you're like, what, eight? I bet it's made out of paper.

[unguilding]

More than double, actually! And it's made out of wood and metal.

[burgercraving]

...

There's something wrong with you.

[unguilding]

Do you think so?

[stardumbs]

What?

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[burgercraving]

[lets her look]

[stardumbs]

In hindsight, we should have seen this coming.