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[fuckyou_chorus]

[maybe you were sleeping, maybe you just stepped into your cabin, a friend's cabin, the mess hall, wherever! But wherever you are, you might be stuck there for a while. Anybody trying to leave their cabin or glancing out the window will notice that the waters have suddenly risen dramatically, and the structures they're in? Are now floating

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[burgercraving]

[... looking out the window of the place where Blaine and Rachel live!]

We're fucking floating!

[burgercraving]

How, exactly?

[stardumbs]

It makes sense by camp logic.

[burgercraving]

Losing the sun at the turn of winter? Makes perfect sense.

A flood in January? We're not biblical, Berry. Otherwise I'd be dead 'cause I'm gay.

[stardumbs]

To be fair, I think the majority of camp would be dead if we held everyone to Bible standards.

[burgercraving]

Right, but we live in the twenty-first century, so that's the only standard that matters anymore.

[stardumbs]

[ squints through the window ]

... We're not going to run into any other building, are we?

[burgercraving]

Does it matter? There's not a whole lot else we can do.

[stardumbs]

I'm kind of jealous of the people with powers right now.

[burgercraving]

You aren't missing out.

[stardumbs]

...

Want to go upstairs? We'll have a better view of what's going on.

[burgercraving]

What're we gonna do from up there, sing at them?

[said, though, as she starts for the stairs]

[stardumbs]

... Now that's an idea.

[ follows! ]

[burgercraving]

If we sing, the ugly Russian shark is just gonna wanna eat us. It looks like the type of thing that hates anything that's good and nice in this world.

And I basically am the epitome of that.

[stardumbs]

You can tell it's Russian?

[burgercraving]

Or German, but he has the haircut of a Russian figure skater.