This survey was, of course, stolen from Isca ( Read more... )

http://www6.friendtest.com/viewquiz.php?account=candall

Dear Candall:

meh.

Ice cream in review, an overview:
(submitted by meredithsparkle)

Final Score: 4.5 out of 5, or 9 out of 10.

Pros:
1. Wealth of varieties.
2. Delicious, yet inexpensive.
3. Highly customizeable.

Cons:
1. Ice Cream Headaches.
2. Very seasonal.
3. Messy to the extreme.
4. Makes you thirsty.

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*ahem*...

Dear World:

WTF?!

Heheh... heh :)

Man, do I ever hate junk email.

I'm sure you've said that to yourselves from time to time. Am I right? Of course I am.

The only thing worse than junk email is stealth junk email. Junk email that pretends to be something other than junk email ( Read more... )

Thing number one: The two unfilled reviews are indeed pending; I've been balancing more on the graphical aspects of arts than the written side lately, compounded by my recent return from the far-off land of Virginia, where I was forced to exist without internet connectivity ( Read more... )

Tarantulas in review, an overview:
(submitted by waltzingv)

Final score: 3.5 out of 5, or 7 out of 10.

Pros:
1. Extremely freaky looking.
2. Not highly venomous.
3. Can live up to a month without eating.

Cons:
1. Extremely freaky looking.
2. Extremely painful bite.
3. Extremely gross mating ritual.
4. Extremely gross feeding habits.

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Let's all play a fun, asinine little game. You reply to this with a word... make it a noun, it needs to be an actual object or concept, and then I'll do some research on the matter and post a review with an "x out of 5" system of judgement.

For example, I might give watermelons a "3 out of 5" due to seed content and annoying drippiness.

They said to me:

"That's what life is. It's long shifts and hard times."

I said to them:

"You're wrong. Life is what comes in between."