The funny thing about this is, I fucking HATE that song. It's one of those, I would rather listen to Britney Spears while smashing my hand repeatedly with a sledgehammer songs.

I Believe In a Thing Called Love by The Darkness


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I am going to send in a tape to The Biggest Loser. I figure I could lose 122 pounds no problem. Of course at nearly six foot tall I would look like a stick from hell, but who cares its 250,000 bucks!!! I will be degrading myself for national television. Here's the question, if I did get on would any of you people watch???

I have this strange new fascination with Bull Riders. I don't know where it came from, but I find idiots who risk their lives for no apparent reason, sexy. GAH!!!! Oh well, I'll probably get over it ( Read more... )

Its not my birthday anymore :-( But it was all day today, err yesterday ( Read more... )

Well, my little cousin (Ben) is staying the week with me. Tomorrow my nephew (Lucas) is coming to stay with me tomorrow too. I have to take this kids wiht me to the mall (yea, Madison Square, the big fucker), and to see that Limney Snickett movie. Oh yea and I have to find a way to fill out a job app in the process.

hmm

Ooooh I got a present, Howie ( Read more... )

Seriously I did. My Dad, the gf, and I did Christmas last night (well very very earlyt his morning and i got a Dell. Holy Shit, I can do my journal at home. Look out people, I'll actually be posting more than twice a week.

On my street these people have put out a large inflatable Santa Clause and a rudolph. The Rudolph kinda leans back a good bit. Well, until you get right in front of their house it looks as if an elf is giving Santa a blow job. Its really quite hysterical. The funniest part about it is that they have done this every year for the past two or three ( Read more... )

Okay so its official now that I have a psychotic cat. We HAD an artificial Christmas tree. My Mom put it up and it was oh so pretty with its bubble lights and cute little ornaments. After a few hours of having it up I noticed an ugly green pile of kitty vomit. Several hours later another one. I decide to lock the kitty in the back part of the house ( Read more... )

Did I mention that my back yard has been transformed into a mini Lake Placid? I keep waiting on a giant girl-eating alligator to come bounding out of it.

So I figured I better post something . . .

First, I have been putting in resumes all over the place. No call backs yet.

I'm not as depressed or as scared as I was. So I think I'll be okay. The horses I'm training are coming along nicely.

Thats about it for now. I'll try to post interesting things later.