Napoleon Dynamite evokes within me such a painful duality of emotion ( Read more... )

I am feeling so depressed these days ( Read more... )

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Screw my last entry, that was lame! I've just looked into something new and I'm good and mad and ready to rant!

UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISM. IS. THE BIGGEST. WASTE OF TIME. I HAVE EVER HEARD OF. AVOID ( Read more... )

Ugh, these last few days have been terrible, and nothing suggests that they'll get better. Not depressing terrible, but extremely unfortunate terrible. I guess it's a question of attitude more than anything else.

To succeed in life, you either have to be fit a very specific mold, or you have to be a complete freak. I feel like I'm neither normal nor wierd enough to succeed.

I realized why I'm supposed to have an girlfriend. Ok, let's say why I'm supposed to have had one. It's because as an ordinary human being I'm meant to be in some kind of relationship ( Read more... )

Today, all of a sudden, for no reason at all, I got over her.

By now I'm sure you've noticed the Jolly Roger flying proudly in my userpic box. Let me take a moment to explain that.

( A Perfectly Reasonable Explanation )

Today I received my badass airsoft shotgun. It has buckshot capabilities, but they're unpredictable to say the least. So, I'm hopefully gonna head on over to Dave's house and shoot Dave and Ryan with it ( Read more... )

I was just surfing www.newgrounds.com , as I sometimes do, and I found a flash animation entitled Satan vs. God. Naturally I had nothing to do or I wouldn't have been on Newgrounds anyway, so I watched it. It was awful. It looked like it had been drawn by a four-year old, the animation was slow and boring, there was only the most basic ghost of a ( Read more... )