Have you ever spent an entire month in your room, spending time between crying on live journal and reading articles about Oprah? No?...that's just me? sigh ( Read more... )

I'm in mourning. I'm a candyface loser. I realized that I'm 20 years old, and I have no future. I took a baby bird from outside and stuck it in the microwave.
I need a girlfriend, but the only one I like just wants to
be friends, woe is me.
People instant message me all the time, and I become intimidated.
I am lonely, could somebody give me a hug?

Hi, my name is Kurt and I like to whine about how ( Read more... )