I woke up today in a really bad mood to a warm wet blanket.
Figuring it wasn't my time of the month yet, I had assumed I
had wet the bed.
So I did what any other psychopathic melodramatic drama queen
chemistry student would do...I called my mother over and had her
give me a bath.
While she was washing my hair, I used the bar of soap as a microphone
and
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