1. When i was a kid there was a day that i was watching G.I.Joe and wondered if when you punch someone it really makes that loud thunderclap of a sound.  so i punched my older brother in the face after he asked me if i wanted to play downstairs.  it made the sound and he tumbled down a flight of stairs, landing at the bottom and promptly crying.  ( Read more... )

I got  2nd place in both divisions.

never submitted, never flat out beat, never gave up.

this was the first.  there will be more.

it ruled!

an update:

i'll be competing in a jiu jitsu tournament in Richmond.  i'm going to kimora the fuck out of someone.  it will rule.  i'll be watching Rambo movies and meditating until then.

i'm going to find a big Care-Bear patch and sew it onto the back of my kimono to throw off the competition.  or maybe just buy a pink kimono. rock.

i was probosculating a couple days ago about all those times i should have kissed the girl, or shouldn't have kissed the girl, and those other times that i had no idea the girl wanted me to kiss her... my favorite one goes like this ( Read more... )

I AM BEOWULF!

actually, i am Ray Winstone and i'm more awesome than you could ever think to be.

it was spur of the moment ( Read more... )

so tonight i start yoga, yeah, strange, but hey, i like being bendy.

tonight i also finally hang my bag up. heavy bag. for punching. everlast and shit.

i'm also going to take up judo in a couple weeks along with kali so all in all i'll be practicing Krav, Wing Chun, BJJ, Muay Thai, Uechi Ryu, Judo, and Kali... oh, and Yoga, but that's more for the ( Read more... )

This weekend i beat the shit out of one of my friends at 4am in my backyard. the next morning we made up but he's very battered and bruised... i feel terrible about it.

but he's 30, he should know better.

no matter how many times you hear the stories, no matter what you picture in your head, no matter how many photos you see, you will not understand how annoying a 'koffee-shop patron' is in downtown amsterdam ( Read more... )

i leave for Munich, Stuttgart, Regensburg, Prague, Plzen, Amsterdam, and a whole lot of other places in about 24 hrs. i'll be: firing high-powered sniper rifles in Prague; drinking heavily and head-butting german grandmothers in Munich (i hope); going to at least one fetish show in Amsterdam; growing a gnarly, thick handlebar mustache that will in ( Read more... )