If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down.

[canrobotsdream]

i found these events at work to be quite ridiculous

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[irishmac]

hahaha holy shit

[muriel_glass]

man, that is amazing.
we had a guy shit himself in our store once. but your story tops them all.

[hi5s_allaround]

i got you beat.
my story is way too long and awesome to type out.
it involves a drunken, topless, under 21, snow white, a big black man with a gullah accent named israel, and some misplaced panties.
oh, and a spoon.

i swear i'm not making it up. i couldn't if i tried.

[canrobotsdream]

i understand completely. but i'll still need to hear this eventually.