fuck raisons

sunday i had my picture taken with three mexican transvestites* (individually, then group)and almost lost an eating contest to a girl. 12 plates of food later.......i've never eaten to the point that i wanted to throw up. probably won't do it ever again ( Read more... )

two things i never imagined i would ever own.

a skinny black tie


( Read more... )

I really shouldn't have but i went ahead and bought these.


( Read more... )

for real pot  heads are totally cool with me not smoking pot ( Read more... )

none of the following is really true.
but they were dead fucking on with my power color and power symbol.

but seriously. who doesn't love an aquarius. some of the best ppl i know.

Your Birthdate: February 15
( Read more... )

holy shit.
i've only been here a week and the stories i could tell. the stories i could tell just about my neighborhood.  the ppl i work with. the amazing food. the ppl who, as far as i know speak english, but make no fucking sense to me at all. seriously, no clue what they're saying.  the buildings and houses. so amazing. i don't know why i haven't ( Read more... )

Almost had me.

mayonnaise was first introduced to the japanese by the dutch in 1917. a wildly popular 
condiment, mayo can be found within many traditional and contemporary japanese dished

listening to NPR a couple days ago and they have a teaser for what was to come up next on the "market place" segment. something about a new luxury class car coming out....went something like this.

"its for the people that have moved past the porsche 911s and have already tired of the large audi and mercedes sedans. it's for the people that want to ( Read more... )