Girls with appalling taste in guys

[cantaimforjack]

If you have a thing with the Head Boy, does that mean you can get out of detention free? Does it mean I can? Cos I've got one, and I'd really appreciate it if it could be overlooked. Man, think of all the awesome stuff you could get away with!
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There's this list that someone left in the Common Room about fit Hogwarts blokes. It's a load of tosh,

Comments

[joinedupwriter]

I beg your pardon?

[cantaimforjack]

Yeah, you. You're old.

[joinedupwriter]

And you are a pimply-faced teenager with features resembling those of an house-elf. I guess we hare even in the insult-throwing matter - even if my statement is the only one that is accurate.

[cantaimforjack]

Whatever, old man.

Private to Jack

[demelza_r]

What ARE you talking about, Jack? What thing with Ernie?

... What did you get a detention for?

Private to Demelza

[cantaimforjack]

Oh c'mon, remember? At breakfast?

Not handing in work that was due.

Private to Jack

[demelza_r]

That? That's what everyone's talking about?

Good grief. I was calling him my FATHER. Yuck. I feel sick now...

Well - that was your own silly fault, and you shouldn't be asking me to get you out of a detention. Besides, I can't anyway.

Private to Demelza

[cantaimforjack]

Well how was I know what you were talking about? You just looked lovey-dovey. And he's like, only a year older than you.

Why not? What are friends for if not for that?

[pink_parvati]

OH SHIT AND DAMNATION I THOUGHT I HAD IT WITH ME! Ooh? Who else was on it? Play it cool, Parvati, play it cool. For once in your life be subtle...

[cantaimforjack]

Don't remember. Bunch of other guys. Terry, Michael, blah blah.

[pink_parvati]

Ah. OH FUCK IT'S DEFINITELY MY LIST! Well, Terry and Michael aren't half bad.

[cantaimforjack]

So why haven't they got girlfriends, then?

[gigglylavender]

He's not that old. And he is rather handsome, even if he is a liar.