My hands are sticky with malt balls. Unlike my mouth, which is malt ball free.

[cantorita]

This is a predicament

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[nachomageddon]

Two to be exact. In my defense, I'm assuming the button to turn on your rear-defroster wasn't in a touch-screen computer that wasn't on because they told you to turn off the car. But, good job.

[nachomageddon]

(In case you're wondering, the other one was from when I told some asshole to fuck himself for having an ugly car. Then I drove him off the road and killed six pedestrians and took the driving inspector to Mexico. I'm just as surprised as you that I only lost one point for that.) Actually, I didn't turn on my blinker on a deserted street when pulling over so I could teach the instructor how someone backs up in a straight line.

[nachomageddon]

Oh, also, why do you have to go and title your post such dirty sounding things? It was so hard to not make any crude comments.

[cantorita]

Not dirty! About delicious easter candy! I would have driven my driving instructor to Mexico, but I was very sick of hearing about how she used to be the dyke queen of the bus drivers.