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[cantrip84]

so i decided to get sarah a christmas preasent, cause i wanted to express to her how very much i would dislike it if she cheats on me

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[nutrageous88]

ok, i promise (cross my heart and hope to die) i only read the first 3 lines of this post because i'm assuming the rest is about my present. it's taking a lot of willpower but i'm not going to read any further. i must say i did find those first lines quite amusing!