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[canttrustliars]

I think I might be gay and have a mancrush on Kage.

Comments

[meinxxherz]

Well...

uh, t-t-truth be--be told?

I-I've...started t-to doubt, uhm.

My gay.

[canttrustliars]

Lies.

[meinxxherz]

N--No. No, really.

D--...cuh--..c-c-...

...

Penises j-just aren't d-doing it anymore. For me. I-I'm sorry.

[canttrustliars]

I guess we'll have to throw you off the boat, then. Sorry.

*STEALS A COM*

[psychoticracer]

He's not bad for a round-ear.

Re: *STEALS A COM*

[canttrustliars]

He's not bad for any species.

[psychoticracer]

Here I thought you were a bibliophile.

[canttrustliars]

I swing all ways.

[sandpaperbreath]

Fuck, you too?

[canttrustliars]

Everyone on this boat is, you know.

[sandpaperbreath]

I guess.

...

Arm wrestle you for 'im.

[canttrustliars]

For whom, Kage or Jak? Because I'm sure we can find a way to share, either way.

i fucking love you all

[thiefshonor]

I'd hump him with every sandpapery inch of my body.

<3

[canttrustliars]

Too bad you're a woman.

;D

[thiefshonor]

My femur functions as a rather acceptable substitution..... ya know.

[WIIIIIIIIINK]

>:[

[canttrustliars]

Get outtttttt.

[shenghuanzhe]

I...

what.

[canttrustliars]

You of all people are speechless? I would have thought you'd be more used to confessions than that.

[shenghuanzhe]

I'm gonna fuck you raw, Hajime. I'm gonna make you squeal like burnt rubber. You got me? Drop 'em, spread 'em.

[canttrustliars]

I'm not saying no, but do you think we could go, ah, a little slower? ...Maybe?

*totally does it anyhow*