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so politically correct
I'M A DERP, HURR DURR
LOOKIT ME
ROLLIN AROUND LIKE A TARDO BABBY -
4th Wall A Go Go
I know I ain't fuckin' hallucinating, so suddenly the ship's manifest says there's a few dozen extra people on board? The fuck?
[Kage's drinking on the job. Classy, Kage.
He doesn't care, though, because apparently the ship is going absolutely nuts. May as well have a drink before the entire Elegante goes tits up.] -
Voice 059
Awright, that should do it far as new folks on board are concerned.
[Kage shifts the cigarette to the other side of his mouth, then just plucks it out as he wipes off his forehead with a rag. It's hot as hell on this deck of machinery. In the background there's the clip-clop of hooves and the slap-slap of bare hands on decking ( Read more... ) -
Voice 058
[The video flicks on, and there's a view of Kage without his jacket or shirt on! He's just wearing an undershirt and he's surrounded by machinery parts. He's sitting on the ground, reassembling something. He squints at the comm as he takes the video and wipes some sweat from off his brow. He's smudged with grease and dirt and Kage talks with a ( Read more... ) -
Voice 057 || BACKDATED LIKE WOAH to like two days ago ||
This place ain't bad, is it? But some'a you just gotta fuckin' harp on every little thing. How 'bout this, every time you wanna complain, look at the fuckin' perfect water, all the food, the white sand and and the plants.
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Voice 056
[Kage sounds pretty relaxed. Even though his tone and speech is rough, there's no animosity present in his voice.So here's the facts'a the matter on this ship: Jen-jen, the fuckin' brat with some kinda obsession for planes, has been makin' a real nuisance of herself. Me'n the other crew been workin' overtime t'shut her down. Slight problem. Clever ( Read more... ) -
Voice 055
Mikaela, Sal. I got somethin' real cool t'show you two. Lemme know where y'at.
[Those are the two passengers that Kage knows have agreed to the deal from the mirrors. He scowls and runs his hand over the fuzz on his scalp. May as well get involved, could save him trouble in the long run.Rest'a you. Don't listen to th'mirrors, no matter what they ( Read more... ) -
4th Wall Day
Everyone just keep calm. These usually don't last more'n a couple'a days, awright? Just settle yourselves down.
[Kage lights up a cigarette and leans back in the deck chair on Deck 02.] -
Voice 054
Zeshat in a fuckin' tidepool, I leave the comms alone for a few fuckin' days and look what happens. Awright, first things fuckin' last: My name is Kage. I am the First Mate aboard my Captain's vessel, the MS Elegante. While we are underway your weapons are safely in custody and will be returned t'you upon our arrival at the Golden Shore--which is ( Read more... ) -
Voice 053
Awright, we gotta lotta new faces on board, even though some'a you don't really got... fuckin'...
[He trails off.]
Uh, faces. It's a figure of fuckin' speech.
[Okay, we're back on track! Introductory speech--go!So lemme clear some shit up for you all. I'm First Mate Kage, right hand man to Captain Redd himself, and you're on board the MS ( Read more... )