4th Wall A Go Go

[shenghuanzhe]

I know I ain't fuckin' hallucinating, so suddenly the ship's manifest says there's a few dozen extra people on board? The fuck?

[Kage's drinking on the job. Classy, Kage.

He doesn't care, though, because apparently the ship is going absolutely nuts. May as well have a drink before the entire Elegante goes tits up.]

Comments

[munchiemunch123]

Why would the possibility of hallucinating cross your mind?

[shenghuanzhe]

Man, you ain't been here too long, have you?

[flipscharger]

You got a Dominic Toretto on that list of yours?

I laughed out loud. GJ.

[shenghuanzhe]

[It's not his voice, but it's close enough. Brian's voice is higher, less gruff and sure of himself. Kage's voice isn't quite the gargling-nails-rumble of Dominic Toretto, but it's definitely deeper than Brian's.]

Laa, ain't got nobody on by that name, man.

gooood :>

[flipscharger]

[Brian mutters under his breath.] Fuck.

Got any plans to pick him up for this little... cruise of yours?

[He says 'cruise' like he means to say 'kidnapping'.]

[shenghuanzhe]

Depends.

[Kage keeps his voice neutral. What the fuck, what the fuck, what the everliving fuck is this?]

...depends on Captain Redd's will. He wants Dominic Toretto, he'll get him.

[yng_reezy]

I don't know what th' fuck's goin' on, man, but I'm diggin' this free shit around here.

[shenghuanzhe]

Dig in, kiddo. Go fuckin' balls-to-th'-wall batshit buku bugnuts ape. You're fuckin' welcome.

[yng_reezy]

Damn, what th' hell's that supposed ta' mean, man?

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kids. Sigh.]

Go see if y'can drink a whole litre of tequila is what it means.

[seizethehorizon]

Must not be much of a cap'n upon this boat if her crew can't keep track of all her passengers, I'd say.

[shenghuanzhe]

Oh, Redd knows. He knows everythin'. He's a great man.

[Just doesn't mean that he tells his own crew these things.]

[wharmydogs]

Hey man, do you know how I got from Antarctica to a cruise ship?

OMG

[shenghuanzhe]

[What? Kage blinks.]

... uh--

[Stock answer, stock answer!!!]

Captain brought y'here.

[Smooth.]

8D

[wharmydogs]

Well tell your captain I need to get out of here.

My dogs are out there still and I have to find them alright?

I can't believe this.

[shenghuanzhe]

Nah, you don't gotta go nowhere, man. And your dogs're fine, they ain't your concern no more.