4th Wall A Go Go

[shenghuanzhe]

I know I ain't fuckin' hallucinating, so suddenly the ship's manifest says there's a few dozen extra people on board? The fuck?

[Kage's drinking on the job. Classy, Kage.

He doesn't care, though, because apparently the ship is going absolutely nuts. May as well have a drink before the entire Elegante goes tits up.]

Comments

[redhothotrod]

Hey fuckhead, I ain't got time for no fancy-ass cruise.

this is the best 4th wall post ever

[shenghuanzhe]

Sit on it and rotate, y'fuckin' clownboat, 'cause you're here and you're stayin'.

[WHY DO ALL THESE PEOPLE SOUND LIKE HIM????]

we love you

[redhothotrod]

Jesus fucking Christ, dumbass, there's important shit to do, and I gotta do it now. So turn your fuckin' barge around or heads are gonna fuckin' roll, you hear?

this is amazing

[shenghuanzhe]

Heads are gonna roll?

[He stands up from his seat. He's had enough of all these assholes who sound like him. They aren't him, and it's honestly creeping Kage out a little.]

How 'bout this--come to the fuckin' casino. You take me down? I'll tell th'Captain to fuckin' turn the ship around. You got the rocks for that or you just gonna piss all over your fuckin' airplane pajamas?

[unactive]

Can I hug you?

[shenghuanzhe]

Fuck no. Who the fuck're you?

[unactive]

But I love you.

[;A;]

[shenghuanzhe]

I dunno who th'fuck you are. You got a gender? Age?

[paulisttlyatrex]

[There's a growl. Someone is unhappy and confused.

Kage, to you recognize another kindred spirit in the sounds of this abducted T-Rex?

...

Where is Tammy?]

I inhaled my Coke. This is AMAZING i love you guys *A*

[shenghuanzhe]

...

[Something inside Kage pings. Maybe he's just used to dinosaurs because of hanging out with Chase and Old Lace, but there's something about this T-Rex that just... calls to Kage.]

... hey. You speak? You got words?

8> This wasn't planned at all~

[paulisttlyatrex]

[The t-rex makes an unhappy sound, and somehow manages to click video onto its comm.

It's holding a yellow flower.

Can a t-rex look confused and inspire sympathy with a quickly wilting flower?

It's entirely possible. He's...expressive somehow.]

[whydontyousit]

Sir.

[shenghuanzhe]

[Something he knows how to answer.]

You don't gotta call me sir, man, not unless y'work for me or Redd. Kage or First Mate's fine.

[whydontyousit]

Have a seat over there.

[shenghuanzhe]

I'm already sittin', man.

[Blink?]

[bloodsonthehunt]

[Bird.

There's a bird on the ground with its head twisted horizontally and peering up at Kage like the feathered devil himself.]

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage looks down at the injured bird.]

...

[bloodsonthehunt]

[Not injured, Bloodwing is just a freaky carrion bird who has nowhere to perch. He's been hop-fluttering around the ship, looking for his master or someone stupid enough to try and move toward him.

He slowly reaches out to stretch his wings. Man, that's a gorgeous wingspan. All the other carrion birds say so.

Bloodwing hops a little closer.]

[shenghuanzhe]

[Kage's hand moves behind his back, under his jacket and he grasps his pistol.

There's only two birds authorized to be on the ship as far as Kage knows. The Heron and Lenny, and otherwise any crewmember would be extremely cautious.

This far out in the ocean, birds are either very lucky or very, very unlucky.]

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