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Page 123
On page 123 of whatever’s on top of your reading pile, read the first five sentences and then post the next three.
I could not endure my ridiculous situation, but replaced myself in an orderly manner immediately. Mr. Sheridan stared at the mall, and Mrs. Cholmondeley said she intended it as a hint for a comedy.
Mr. Sheridan has a very fine ( Read more... ) -
I jumped on my best friends' boyfriend because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway
Ex pach00ey...
1. Pick the month you were born:
Jan I kicked Feb I loved Mar I karate chopped Apr I licked May I jumped on June I smelled July I did the Macarena with Aug I had lunch with Sep I danced with Oct ( Read more... ) -
Why is it so?
Is this a bug in Firefox? A simple page with a float: left div followed by another div meant to line up with it - i.e. a CSS alternate to a table. The float: left div has some mysterious padding added to the top and bottom which you can see if you add a border. It all works normally in IE. Very peculiar and time-wasting. Especially since I ( Read more... ) -
Intercultural blog-exchange
I read this in a random blog (Je hais mes voisins - ‘I hate my neighbours’) the other day and it amused me, so I’m going to attempt a translation for my education if not for your edification.
Cat
Bastard cat!
It’s not because he’s handicapped that he can do as he likes.
What could we do if, one day, if he lost his sense of distance jumping ( Read more... ) -
Whedon returns to TV
Don’t know if the concept does that much for me, but if anyone can make it good it’s Joss. I felt the same way about cowboys in space...
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Hearing things
The other day I realized that the dishwasher makes a sound like Steve Reich’s Music in Twelve Parts.
Until I tracked it down, I thought I was going mad.
Rotating water spray + glasses = Reich
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Eloi today, Morlock tomorrow
I like this current ad for beer, but I really want to see a follow up mockumentary on the downfall of the perfect ‘Eloi’ society portrayed here.
I imagine them six months later, all beer-guts, thongs and domestic violence.
Hmm, maybe that’s not the image the company wants to present.
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