Oshul = Jenkins ( Read more... )

No matter what goes wrong, I know I'll always have the Gary Coleman show to make things all better ( Read more... )

She went to go see V for Vendetta with that racist, ignorant, stupid piece of pig shit, Mike.

After breaking plans to see it with me not once, but twice

Maybe I'm overreacting, but for fuck's sake, IT'S FUCKING MIKE!!!!!!!!!

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yes

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People ( Read more... )

In a perfect world, Conan would rule china

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If you know a girl at the UW in the arcitechture/city planning program by the name of Andrea who today was doing a tour of belltown, discussing the degregification (That wasn't the word, but it was close) of the neighborhood, who while doing so shot the breeze and seemingly hit it off with a tall nerdy redhead, then got on a bus before he could ( Read more... )

I can just picture it now. You're a regular, mature black person. You go about your daily life. Then Mike Jones comes along, and you instantly understand that lame, suburban white youth have found their new gatekeeper to "black culture". Ah yes, gold teeth! Big cars! Fiscal irresponsibility! Women with robust behinds! Forced, ignorant, regional ( Read more... )