eleven. voice.

[growsdarker]

The very first thing you should know is that your pets are dead.

[Katurian's voice is an unfortunate cracking middle schooler's, but his usual morbid glee is unmistakable.]

Probably dead. Most-likely dead. Unless we're talking about parrots that can live for a hundred years and whatnot, but I'm betting most people have cats and dogs and gerbils.

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[hasgonehonkers]

[It looks like for a split second that Gamzee might be staring at the screen and continue to do so, but that changes when he lets his mouth split into a grin.]

I'd all say it'd be a motherfuckin' miracle if you all hadn't motherfuckin' lost a motherfucker you all knew, brother. You lowbloods get at dying pretty motherfuckin easy, so I'd think you'd all get at losing someone easy too.

voice;

[growsdarker]

[SEVERAL MOMENTS OF WIDE-EYED STARING, OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT.]

Hi?

permavideo;

[hasgonehonkers]

[His grin widens a bit and more of his teeth are showing.]

Hey, motherfucker. I'm all guessing you don't got your remember on for my face, right?

[growsdarker]

W-What are you?

[hasgonehonkers]

[He's enjoying the fear, but he'll tone it down a bit so Katurian won't just hang up on him right away.]

I'm a motherfuckin' troll, motherfucker. An alien species that's all from Alternia. I'm not up at being like one of those motherfuckers in your motherfuckin' fairy tales.

[growsdarker]

Y-You've--

[He swallows. Then, with something almost hopeful:]

You've read them?

This is what happens when you forget to specify something

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, I've all read them. They're motherfuckin' interesting stories that you motherfuckers all got. Even if they're up at being weird about motherfuckin' trolls.

[growsdarker]

I-I've never seen a troll before. In my memory. [Whispered, fear mixed with excitement:] That's so cool.

[hasgonehonkers]

[He's staring in a mix of surprise and amusement.]

You all motherfuckin' think that this is motherfuckin' cool?

[growsdarker]

[He nods quickly and then realizes, belatedly, that he's still on voice.]

I don't get to see these kinds of things.

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, I all bet you don't get up at seeing wicked stuff like me often. Just not motherfuckin' seeing something like me all though seems to be a pretty weird motherfuckin' way to decide this is cool. Not that I'm up at complaining about it, just weird.

[growsdarker]

I think monsters are trolls and all that are really cool. [YET HE STILL SOUNDS HORRIFIED. He could be smiling, though - at least of a hint of it is audible in his voice.] Do you eat people?

[hasgonehonkers]

No, I don't all motherfuckin' eat motherfuckers. Think that'd all be up at being filthy.

[growsdarker]

Good. That's good. I-I think.

[He grasps for more. GOSH, THIS IS SO OVERWHELMING.]

Do you have a name?

[hasgonehonkers]

Yeah, I all motherfuckin' got a name. It's Gamzee Makara, brother. I all already motherfuckin' know yours.

[Welp, time to see if this will push that overwhelming feeling into something better or worse. As fun as this it would be more fun to see Katurian right now.

He's just got to hope that this isn't pushing it too much.]

What the motherfuck are you all doing right now, bro? The motherfuck are you up at in?

[growsdarker]

I'm waiting for a meeting with a friend. [Maybe, he thinks, friend isn't the best word.] R-Right now.