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Jun 09, 2011 21:02

[ Where ever Onyx is, she's lookin' pretty comfy. All flopped back and sprawled out, dripping laziness. And looking ever so pleased. ]

Just out of curiosity, how many of you have an interest in stopping that troll? "Stopping", in this case, meaning taking into custody, maiming, or killing. [ a quick pause, and then OH RIGHT CLARIFICATION WOULD BE ( Read more... )

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video bullhorned June 10 2011, 07:44:54 UTC

[Oh look this lady looks slightly less unhappy this time around. Maybe he will talk to her again, even if this subject is basically hideous]

[Have a little Spanish kid with awkwardly huge horns looking... very earnest about all of this]

Uh... stopping him... is definitely a thing that... I think... probably needs to happen... And also... if protection is a thing that I can wish for... in this situation... then I would rather... it go to everyone... that he wants to uh... murder horribly... and not just the ones who... um... ask for it...

video fantasycliche June 10 2011, 07:47:54 UTC

[ oh hey. she recognizes that horrible halting speech. give her a second or two to study him curiously...

then, simply: ] Oh. It's you.

video bullhorned June 10 2011, 07:51:18 UTC

[....internal screaming and sobbing happens now]

Uh... yes. I uhm... am glad... you remember me... I think...

fantasycliche June 10 2011, 07:52:43 UTC

Mm. That's surprisingly good of you.

bullhorned June 10 2011, 07:54:19 UTC

[...wat]

Being glad... you remember me...?

fantasycliche June 10 2011, 07:58:09 UTC

No, I was ignoring that. Good of you to wish protection on all of his potential victims.

bullhorned June 10 2011, 08:08:56 UTC

Oh... uh... well I think... it is... probably... better when not... as many people um... die...

[Does that make him... good? HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW]

fantasycliche June 10 2011, 08:12:10 UTC

Mm. I'd have expected cowardice from you.

[ thoughtful pause! ]

If you could pick any one person to have absolute protection from him, who would it be? Answer as if this weren't a hypothetical question.

bullhorned June 10 2011, 08:15:18 UTC

[Wh... at... You can't actually expect him to answer this. Staring. Staring forever]

Uh...

fantasycliche June 10 2011, 08:17:13 UTC

[ BROWS COCKED, WAITING SO PATIENTLY. or... not so patiently. she's already considering taking the question back WHY YOU SO SLOW TAVROS. ]

Well?

bullhorned June 10 2011, 08:30:42 UTC

[AAAAAAAAAH BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING HIM CHOOSE BETWEEN HIS FRIENDS LKJJSDF]

Uh... okay... I guess... in this um... hypothetical situation... which I am... pretending is not hypothetical... I would choose uh... [LONGEST, MOST HALTINGEST PAUSE] ...Jade.

fantasycliche June 10 2011, 16:42:17 UTC

Jade. Does this "Jade" have a second name, or just the first?

bullhorned June 12 2011, 04:39:46 UTC

Oh um... Harley? Is her... last name... [Pause... Wondering if he can ask this without pissing her off somehow ljsdf]

Is there... a reason you would... need to... know that...?

fantasycliche June 12 2011, 05:05:08 UTC

[ a smile! ] The better to locate her.

bullhorned June 12 2011, 05:07:51 UTC

[OH GOOD a smile--]

[Wait what]

Um...? Locate... her...? [IS SHE GOING TO HURT HER OH GOD HE'S DOOMED JADE WITH HIS STUPID TRUSTING]

fantasycliche June 12 2011, 05:12:31 UTC

I don't think I stuttered. [ that's your job. HEH. ]

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