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[boltalicious]

I have obtained tickets to a performance by a man named "Weird Al Yankovic". It seems they're being given out to randomly chosen shoppers at the Fairway Market. I was unable to return them to my serviceperson. [ and he tried so hard to. :( ]

I think there are those that could put these tickets to better use than I.

Comments

voice, OH SO ENCRYPTED;

[incywincyhero]

Oh no no no no, Jess, we've talked about this!

permavoice PERMACRYPTEDAJDFDJK

[arakhnes]

[ MENTAL SCREAM OH MY GOD jfklsdaklfjasdklf ]

I'm not doing anything wrong!

permaetc;

[incywincyhero]

[THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF YOU CUT IT OUT, JESS]

You just asked the monarch of the Inhumans to go to a concert with you!

[arakhnes]

[ LONG... PAUSE......... ]

How was I supposed to know!? I don't even know what an Inhuman is!

[incywincyhero]

Exactly! You didn't even know who this guy was, and you asked him to go to a concert with you! He could've been Venom, for all you know! Or the Chameleon! Or ... somebody dangerous from some other universe!

[arakhnes]

Augh! I can take care of myself!

[incywincyhero]

I'm coming with you.

[arakhnes]

Oh my god, no you're not.

[incywincyhero]

Jess, what kind of older brother would I be if I just let you go off with some middle-aged guy that I barely know and you not at all? Even if he is married. And royalty. And thought well of by everyone. But still!

[arakhnes]

Peter, you are not coming.

[incywincyhero]

Yes, I am.

[arakhnes]

No, you're not.

[incywincyhero]

Yes, I am.

[arakhnes]

No, you're not.

[incywincyhero]

Yes, I am.

[arakhnes]

No, you're not.