[VIDEO] ☆ 8

[bendersgotback]

Humans are the worst! All they do is save you from killing yourself, then pretend to be your friend, then live in your closet, then makes you ice cream soup, then ditch you so they can do the nasty with a mermaid, then launch you out of a torpedo tube into deep space until you meet God or something, then leave you behind on Earth in order to commit

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[gatewhatgate]

You sound like a friend of mine. [The whole human-hating bit, not the whole confusing bits about polygamous relationships (whatever that means) and torpedoes into deep space bits. He has no idea what that's about.]

I dunno if I'd agree with either of you, I've met a few nice humans.

[bendersgotback]

Sure, you think they're nice. Then they send you to hell! True story.

[gatewhatgate]

NO WAY. Well, okay, maybe. But I don't think all humans would do that. Some of them give you food and play games with you. Total best friends forever. Even if they do disappear on you sometimes, but that's for their own good!

[bendersgotback]

Nuh-uh! Everyone knows that relationship with a multidimensional polygamous billion tentacled monster was a crappy deal. They just did it to spite me or something.

[gatewhatgate]

...A relationship with a whatsit thingamajig? I dunno, sometimes humans get weird ideas about things. I'm sure they didn't do it to be mean!

[bendersgotback]

How can anyone ignore me, Bender, by accident? It's impossible.

[gatewhatgate]

I get ignored all the time, it's no biggie.

Oh! Nice to meet you, Mr. Bender.

[bendersgotback]

Please. It's Sir Bender to you.

[gatewhatgate]

...Oh, um, I'm sorry, Sir Bender.

[bendersgotback]

That's better, whoever you are! I demand some respect.

[gatewhatgate]

Oh, I'm, uh, Monster. I guess that's my name now.

[bendersgotback]

Did I ask for your name?

[gatewhatgate]

[He got so used to people asking for it, he had forgotten what it was like for no one to care.]

Oh, sorry! At least it's easy to remember, right? It doesn't have an excessive number of consonants or whatever.

[bendersgotback]

I've forgotten it already. Probably because I wasn't listening.

[gatewhatgate]

I wouldn't worry about it, it wasn't my real name anyway.

I guess not everybody here is super-nice after all.

[bendersgotback]

And what is that supposed to mean?