Are You Certain Ive Already Begun Looking Up Patterns And I Believe A Few May Be Rather Flattering For You In A Way Thats Amusing On Multiple Levels Yes I Believe I Have The Mental Image Now And Its Rather Humorous In Fact Perhaps One Might Even Consider It Ironic If Nothing Else It Would Be An Appropriate Match To Jades Outfit
Glowing Is Not Sparkling There Are Vast Differences Between Them And My Name Is Very Definitely Not Bella But Your Google Informs Me That There Is Such A Ballet As Swan Princess So Perhaps We Could Combine The Two Into One Cohesive Costume Slaughter Two Featherbeasts With A Single Well-Aimed Projectile Stone Thrown With Adequate Force As To Not Lose Momentum After Hitting The First And Then Ricocheting Into The Second
Im Not Sure What Sort Of Ideas You Expect Them To Get But I Suspect That Configuration Will Only Give Them More That Would Be A Rather Awkward Position For Such An Apparatus
the point is to remind everyone that while i may be in a tutu i still have a massive cock obviously gotta protect my reputation here what would bro say
Not Knowing This Bro I Really Couldnt Say I Am However Almost Entirely Positive That No One Is So Terribly Interested In Your Anatomy To The Degree That This Is Something Theyd Need To Be Informed Of Strider
If These Are The Terms You Choose To Dictate Oh I Could Have Made A Terrible Pun There But I Will Happily Refrain Then Youll Have To Make The Costume Yourself I Find Nothing Appealing About This Idea Its Simply Crass And Lewd For Its Own Sake And Not Even Actually Amusing In The Least Honestly I Think The Tutu On Its Own Would Be Pretty Funny Actually Should I Assist With Your Costume Well Need To Arrive At Some Concept Wed Both Agree On
dicktate its ok you dont have to resist temptation anymore i got it out the way for you youre welcome for the record im not actually going to wear a tutu unless you make it hella badass
Really I Think The Majority Of The Irony Lies In The Emasculation Itself Trying To Overcompensate To Prevail Upon That Aspect Spoils The Amusement Entirely In My Quasi-Professional Opinion
i think that youre forgetting who i am id wear a dress for halloween that isnt the problem because that would be all kinds of ironic and we both know id pull it off with these sweet cheeks and legs into forever the problem is that tutus chafe and tbh ive got a lot to cover up that a little pink skirt wouldnt hide
Aside From Finding This Information Highly Dubious I Feel Its Worth Noting That You Were The One Who Initially Suggested A Tutu I Would Have Recommended A More Modest Dress Personally As A Ballerina Would By No Means Conform To The Stated Theme As Closely As A Princess
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Ive Already Begun Looking Up Patterns And I Believe A Few May Be Rather Flattering For You In A Way Thats Amusing On Multiple Levels
Yes I Believe I Have The Mental Image Now And Its Rather Humorous In Fact
Perhaps One Might Even Consider It Ironic
If Nothing Else It Would Be An Appropriate Match To Jades Outfit
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youre the sparkly vampire princess its you
ill be going as a ballerina get with the program
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But Your Google Informs Me That There Is Such A Ballet As Swan Princess So Perhaps We Could Combine The Two Into One Cohesive Costume
Slaughter Two Featherbeasts With A Single Well-Aimed Projectile Stone Thrown With Adequate Force As To Not Lose Momentum After Hitting The First And Then Ricocheting Into The Second
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make sure theres a swan head where my dong should be i dont want anyone getting any ideas
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That Would Be A Rather Awkward Position For Such An Apparatus
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gotta protect my reputation here
what would bro say
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I Am However Almost Entirely Positive That No One Is So Terribly Interested In Your Anatomy To The Degree That This Is Something Theyd Need To Be Informed Of Strider
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I Find Nothing Appealing About This Idea Its Simply Crass And Lewd For Its Own Sake And Not Even Actually Amusing In The Least
Honestly I Think The Tutu On Its Own Would Be Pretty Funny Actually
Should I Assist With Your Costume Well Need To Arrive At Some Concept Wed Both Agree On
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its ok you dont have to resist temptation anymore i got it out the way for you youre welcome
for the record im not actually going to wear a tutu
unless you make it hella badass
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Trying To Overcompensate To Prevail Upon That Aspect Spoils The Amusement Entirely In My Quasi-Professional Opinion
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id wear a dress for halloween that isnt the problem because that would be all kinds of ironic and we both know id pull it off with these sweet cheeks and legs into forever
the problem is that tutus chafe and tbh ive got a lot to cover up that a little pink skirt wouldnt hide
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I Would Have Recommended A More Modest Dress Personally As A Ballerina Would By No Means Conform To The Stated Theme As Closely As A Princess
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