observation six; voice

[soulbonder]

It seems that with the inclusion of eight hours sleep in my schedule, time moves distressingly fast. I did not know two weeks could pass so quickly! In order to make up for this lost time, I will address several matters at once. [efficiency! ... or so he thinks anywayWhy do humans of this Earth celebrate a holiday about a very strange imPort

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video;

[tastesrainbows]

[ uh ]

An imPort? This conflicts with what I've been informed with regards to the occasion, but I suppose not entirely improbable?

But the other matter is of more relevance. Are you then claiming responsibility for these outside influences causing the unusual behavior during that period?

video;

[soulbonder]

[welcome to astral, kanaya]

No. And I will not claim responsibility, either. I was not the one who caused it.

video;

[tastesrainbows]

Which individual is it the holiday is founded upon, then?

Additionally, I would imagine you to be familiar with who this "one" who caused the incident is perhaps, given your familiarity with the cause.

voice; which... this was meant to be!

[soulbonder]

I am not sure what you mean about the current holiday? I was only responding to one of your questions. [and being a contrary asshole]

And perhaps.

well then we will permavideo on our end to spare any future confusion

[tastesrainbows]

Yes, while ignoring the other, which is why I decided to rephrase it.

What information, then, would you be willing to share? On either matter, actually.

yes good this works, permavoice

[soulbonder]

Yes, as I can't comment on something I am not particularly versed in. [YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THE KANYESHRUG] I just know this person's name is Jesus Christ, Christmas is about them for some reason, and that they sent me a ridiculous amount of images with cats.

As for the Numbers and their influence, that depends entirely on what you want to know.

[tastesrainbows]

I have not met this Jesus Christ, but that is a little more in keeping with the research I've engaged in, yet it would also suggest that this individual would be met with a great mount of attention should he arrive! Are you fond of purrbeasts?

What I would like to know in regards to the "Numbers" and the influence they spread is what the circumstances were that caused the incident.

[soulbonder]

Purrbeasts? I assume you mean cats? No. Their arched backs, four-legs, and hair are rather disturbing. They are even worse when given the ability to fly and horns. [ugh baby tragon ugh]

I much prefer birds. [that has nothing to do with the question at hand...] While capable of flight, they stand-up straight and walk on two legs. [a pause, and then he continues]

It's difficult for me to give you an answer, I don't know the circumstances myself. They were not in my possession at the time.

[tastesrainbows]

Should this dislike have been made familiar to the individual, there is potential to the concept that you were the victim of a somewhat benign campaign of antagonism. Their identity itself may likely have been a fabrication!

[soulbonder]

So I was... deceived?

[tastesrainbows]

By the letter of the situation, the signs would indicate that to be the case. More accurately, however, I suspect you have been trolled.

[soulbonder]

"Trolled?"

I have never heard of this term before. [he's heard of trolls, but that's a race... basically he is confused]

[tastesrainbows]

The verb form in particular, not the noun, which on my planet refers to my race, but on this one seems to refer to an ogre-like beast.

The verb refers to a typically electronic method of interaction characterized by a somewhat playful but at times more vicious antagonism, at times utilizing humorous deception or sarcasm, its purpose being to elicit an emotional response from its target. Usually that response would be most likely exasperation for the sake of amusement on the initiator's end, but I generally prefer to employ it only in cases where it would be necessary to form and maintain a friendship.

[soulbonder]

Antagonism that can form and maintain a friendship? Peculiar. I think I can understand that kind of relationship... [understatement here. Right, other matters.]

You said you are a troll. I assume like the one who wrote with violet text?

[tastesrainbows]

[ man, that could describe so many colors ]

What shade of violet? A sickening magenta, or a royal tyrian? Or even, perhaps, a captivating yet decidedly human lavender?

[soulbonder]

I am not sure? It was just violet to me. He was the one who wouldn't cease talking about proper trolls.