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[enigmaestro]

Who: Everyone at the State Island Renn Faire.
When: From noon 4/29 to 11:59pm 5/2
Where: Staten Island.
Summary: Reality is temporarily broken as demonic forces accidentally make a Renn Faire very real.
Warnings: None?
Format: Whatever thou doth deign upon.

Comments

( open ) after the rennfest becomes TRES REAL

[disillusionists]

[ one would normally pass her over. in fact, she barely draws any attention except for those who were truly curious it seems, with the way she's wrapped in swaths of fabric, and there's a small sign resting beside her written in fine, purple lettering, offering services of fortune telling. she sits amongst the booths of crafts and smiths, oddly close to the Darkwood Forest from her position. how adorable.

however, what's really distracting is the strange feeling one would get from her, as if something isn't quite right. disturbing and horrific, even. but she'd just smile and a glimpse of purple eyes could be caught under that hood.

won't you come get your fortune read? ]

[hasgonehonkers]

[He has so many of them, why would you even bother?

And same.]

You all could motherfuckin' tell me it if you all motherfuckin' wanted. Don't think I'd be up at listening to it though.

[disillusionists]

Oh, but it would be a good idea for you to listen. Perhaps you could take warning form it.

[ staring... that creepy stare at ]

[hasgonehonkers]

[Oh damn it, when you hang around the fortune teller enough you know that stare.]

You all going to motherfuckin' tell me or not? I can only pay by not playing the lute for a motherfuckin' while, all warning you now.

[disillusionists]

[ THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ALWAYS HANGING AROUND HER GODDAMN ]

Oh, now that I have been graced with such considerate payment.

[ resisting the urge to roll her eyes and looking deep into her crystal ball ]

Your future will be filled with violet blood. So much so. There will be floods of purple, a war amongst many, and then murder by your hands. Many of them. You will truly be feared.

[hasgonehonkers]

[It is not his fault that you are so entertaining.

OH WOW THIS WAS NOT WHAT HE WAS EXPECTING FOR A FORTUNE FROM ROSE...]

That's, uh, the nicest motherfuckin' fortune you've all ever given I motherfuckin' think.

[Which is true even with all that purple blood being mentioned.]

[disillusionists]

[ PAUSE SINCE... one, she's not finished. and two, that's.... a weird comment. even if granted. it is true afjakf. ]

Ah, but I'm not done.

[ she peers further and continues ]

However, you will receive your come-uppance. You will be slaughtered brutally for the pain and chaos you will cause.

[hasgonehonkers]

Ah, there we all motherfuckin' go. Every motherfuckin' thing seems right now.

[disillusionists]

A future fit for a king.

[ a wry smile and she brings her hands away from her crystal ball ]

YEAH I CAN CHANGE MY MOTHER- DESCRIPTIONS

[hasgonehonkers]

Heh.

Motherintercoursin' alright, I'll all be back in a few motherfornicatin' hours.

All enjoy the silence while you can.

OH MY GOD WHY DO THOSE EXIST AJSDKLF

[disillusionists]

Hmmm.

[ is all she has to say, smiling that smile. ]

BECAUSE RENN FAIRE THAT IS WHY

[hasgonehonkers]

[And look at that, he actually fucking left.]

I'M USING THEM FOREVER

[disillusionists]

[ oh my god. peace and quiet. ]

LET'S JUST SAY THIS IS AFTER ROSE TELLS HER FORTUNE

[ribbotic]

[well, she's standing!]

OKAY, WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO... WAIT FOR THE FORTUNE TO COME FIRST

[hasgonehonkers]

[He's starting to play his lute a little louder... possibly the second lute of his.]

Motherintercourser-

[Yeah, it's starting that way, what are you going to do about it?]

[ribbotic]

Um. [DOES SHE HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS...]