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[enigmaestro]

Who: Everyone at the State Island Renn Faire.
When: From noon 4/29 to 11:59pm 5/2
Where: Staten Island.
Summary: Reality is temporarily broken as demonic forces accidentally make a Renn Faire very real.
Warnings: None?
Format: Whatever thou doth deign upon.

Comments

( open ) after the rennfest becomes TRES REAL

[disillusionists]

[ one would normally pass her over. in fact, she barely draws any attention except for those who were truly curious it seems, with the way she's wrapped in swaths of fabric, and there's a small sign resting beside her written in fine, purple lettering, offering services of fortune telling. she sits amongst the booths of crafts and smiths, oddly close to the Darkwood Forest from her position. how adorable.

however, what's really distracting is the strange feeling one would get from her, as if something isn't quite right. disturbing and horrific, even. but she'd just smile and a glimpse of purple eyes could be caught under that hood.

won't you come get your fortune read? ]

[hasgonehonkers]

You'll all go to the Wester side of the map, but soon you'll fester there in the motherfornicatin' Western air.
And though you'll up and discover something of import, your lover will lose you too.
Soon he'll up and be better off using you in frog stew,
and he'll all motherintercoursin' sweat with regret at ever loving you.

[NOPE, THAT HIDEOUS THING IS FREE OF CHARGE TO YOU.]

[sweatquius]

[ Aradia's sweaty boyfriend takes STRONG exception to your rhyme, Gamzee. He takes off one his leather gloves, intending to gloveslap you, sir! ]

How dare you speak to my companion in such a distasteful tone. I recommend you redact your rhyme or else I may be forced to make you.

[hasgonehonkers]

[Gamzee knows an impending glove slap and is going to back away from that, though he's not backing down on this.

He's even still smiling about this.

And no I am not even attempting old English this late, it is not happening.]

I don't think I all mothercopulatin' will, brother. Song all seems just fine to me, might motherintercoursin' need some improvement so that a nasty lover all gets the insults he's up at deserving. Only change that'd be up and made to it.

[ribbotic]

Okay, this is foolish. [TELLING IT LIKE IT IS]

[sweatquius]

[ FROWNNNNSSS. ]

Yes. Exceedingly foalish. Cease at once.

[hasgonehonkers]

[GRINNING AT THE BOTH OF YOU. Equius gets more of it though since he's funny for thinking that an order will stop him.]

I don't all know about. Motherfornicatin' reiterating the truth up in here, don't all think that's up at being foolish.

Kind of mothercopulatin' sounds like you all might want another song though.

also open;

[acahellyeah]

[ Fortune-telling just happens to catch Andrew the Bard's eye as he wanders among the shops and curios plucking at his mandolin. He steps over quickly, looking hopefully -- though a little skeptically -- at the girl sitting behind the crystal ball.

Regardless, he points to the sign, idly fiddling with his money pouch. ]

How much?

[disillusionists]

[ she watches him for a moment before her lips quirk upwards. ]

Threepence.

[acahellyeah]

Three? [ He counts out coins. Okay, here is threepence. ] All right. Prithee, tell me my fortune.

[disillusionists]

[ SHE TAKES IT and pockets it before looking deeply into her cue crystal ball.

and this is all in ye olde englishe because i cannot do this shit: ]

I see great tragedy in your life. You will become the target of many and the hatred of most. So much, in fact, that your first love will be taken from you in a bloody battle of spite.

[acahellyeah]

[ His face falls, looking concenered. ]

You must be mistaken. That's not a good future at all.

[disillusionists]

[ she seems unaware of how her fortune affects him, just smiling her small smile ]

I was under the impression that you paid for a truthful future. Would you prefer me to lie?

[acahellyeah]

No. [ He shakes his head. ] But future isn't just -- er, misery, is it?

[disillusionists]

That seems to be a major part of it, yes. [ she pauses to look within her magic crystal ball again ]

You will befriend a horse.

[acahellyeah]

A horse?

How do you befriend a horse?