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I figured I'd post again.
This reminds me of high school.
.................high school..............

To be honest, I think LiveJournal is passe, but so is Cornelius Vanderbilt......so.....anyway.......

I haven't posted in a really long time.

Neil: My forearm is sore from masterbating.
Derek: You mean your two fingers.
(Long pause)
Neil: Oh, like I have a vagina. But I don't.

"You will be graded on a curve, and since Harvard this ain't, some of you will fail."

-Professor John Marohn to his Chemistry 211 class at the first lecture.

"JUMP NOW"

-Message spelled out in stones on a ledge in Fall Creek Gorge, clearly visible from Thurston Avenue Bridge.

ME: So, what is new with you ( Read more... )

I fucking love America! Fucking LOVE it! They'll never burn my books! NEVER!

Cornell engineering students win international FSAE race car competition for the eighth time ( Read more... )

I was seriously considering trying to read Ulysses, so I started to read it, and by the end of the first page I closed it and all I could think was, "FUCK ME!" I had no fucking clue what was going on. I think I may start with some light-weight James Joyce, and work my way up ( Read more... )

Mr. Watson is one of those people who are in love with trivia. He had this list of U.S. Presidents up on the board in his room and at the end of economic class the other day he asked the class if they could guess what all the presidents on the board had in common. I made the right guess. And then Mr. Watson did this funny little upset-jump-up-and- ( Read more... )