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Life, Spam, and Piarates
So with all this free time im so enjoying it has given me rise to new ideas, these ideas are about you, me, religion, Neopets, you name it. This whole process of thinking has come about from talking with my docters and Optithermoligists (i think thats how you spell it), but has only recently been brought to my attention by a teacher. Her name is ( Read more... ) -
The number BONG!
Lets see... 5 fictional charicters i would boff....
1. Jessica Rabbit (sucker for the red heads)
2. Miho from Sin City
3. Storm form the x men comic
4. Morgana La Fey, Queen of the faireys
5. Abraham Lincoln -
Cows with Guns!
Yea so school has OFFICIALLY started and its actuall looking like it will be a gerat year. There is no reason I shouldnt ace the whole semestar YEA. Other then that ive just been cleaning and taking Teralin around town. We went to the mall the other day and then to jessicas house. Wow having a 13 yr old is taxing on this old man. Other then ( Read more... ) -
I have been touched by his noodly apendage...
I have been converted... To understand his noodly reatness you must go here http://www.venganza.org And as a salty piarate who plans some day on dying by doing the hempin jig (thats being hung for piracy to the rest of yall) I approve of this message ( Read more... ) -
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http://pooflingers.blogspot.com/ This is my home boy Matts web site OH MY GOD is he a weird guy. So i was getting trached last night with Cartman, sang a lot of kareoke, drank some more and had a good time. Then my freind Skeeter (yes all my freinds have odd nicknames) was like hey ( Read more... ) -
Another day another grave...
Spent yesterday at work for most of the day then I went to my Grandfathers viewing. His burial was today. But hey if I can go out like he did I know I will die with a smile. At 81 years old he endoed a 6 wheeler and when the paramedics came he simply told them if they couldn't fiz him on the spot then he just neded a stiff drink. He was a great ( Read more... ) -
Drank self crazy last night
Wow drank like a true pirate till midnight just to get up for work at 4:30AM That sucked. Worked nuts off till 8, that suced but learned great thing, the human body loses one pound with every two cups of sweat it losses, and today me and colorado Dan measured out 180- Oz.'s of water we drank and only lost to sweat. Yea thats scientifically just ( Read more... ) -
Where the wild ones walk
Worked my nuts off in the desert at 106 degrees worked some more. Just got home so tireded and so burnt out gunna crash
Love
The little capitan who could. -
How much ham do you have?
Wow been a really great day, worked a little. well gunna go take a nap. Take a pint of rum down for me the capitan man and have a good one.
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Work Sucks... So does E. Coli...
So the day started like shit. Found some eggs last night when i was really tireed and needed some food. Yea the experation date was may 27 and they have never been refridgerated. Yea can we say E. Coli. SO htne i woke up in the middl of hte night vommiting and then spent the rest of the day i a 102 degree dry deseret and logged 11 straight ( Read more... )