THESE ARE TRADING LOGS.

( GTFO!!!!!! )

Hi! I'm Kat.

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I AM GOING TO FAIL MATH *hits self with skillet*

EDIT: I just opened up a fortune cookie and it says "You will conquer obstacles to acheive success."

The irony is delicious.

And so is the cookie.

CHRISTMAS IS COMING! RUN, CHILDREN, RUN!

I am wearing a sweatervest.

It's kind of ITCHY.

I DO NOT NEED MATH

I am so freaking smooth I can get away with ANYTHING. Watch me kill a guy and leave the knife in his back with my fingerprints on it and get off scott-free.

POWDERED TOAST MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

My neighbours are pretty amazing. One of 'em's outside dancing with a pool net right now. It's...strangely beautiful...

Me: I have to go and do laundry now.
Rylee: Have "loads" of fun.