I made up a screenplay the other day for a play I like to call "Two Guys and a Gay Chick", and it's a musical buddy cop romantic dramady about three cop-friends, two guys who are straight and a chick who is gay. As the play runs on, the two guys find out they're gay, and the chick find out she's straight, and they all live together so hijinks and ( Read more... )

Hurriane Wilma is coming. We're all gonna die ( Read more... )

DETECTIVE CAP'N KAT-lock in: THE CASE OF THE MISSING FRIENDS ( Read more... )

Ooh! Pants issues!

INTRIGUED, are we?

Wisconsin? NEVER!

That Charlie Sheen is a saucy one. My relatives were over today watching Two and a Half Men when I heard this ( Read more... )

"Spirits High" sounds like the name of some tween romance story about ghosts...and teenagers....that would have a book jacket that says this on the back ( Read more... )

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AWESOME PIRATE BOOTS

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