You Failed the US Citizenship Test
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We're out of milk, and no milk means no cereal, and no cereal means...

I'M GOING TO STARVE

Today is Phil Hartman's deathday.

... ;___;

I'm still out on the town, but I'll be back around 1:00 this afternoon since I know you all miss me SO HARD.

You guys are creepy

11:25- THE SOUTH SIDE DOCKS; WAREHOUSE 51A
Mafia goon: The shipment is in, boss.
Mafia boss: Excellent. As soon as these imitation Gucci wallets hit the streets, I'll be a rich man.
Mafia lackey: I trust you made sure that the police kept their noses out of our matters?
Mafia goon: Heh heh...just how careless do you think I am?
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Mother of pie, I love cinnamon Life

You know when somebody gets the hand they write with hurt really badly, and has to use the hand they don't write with to do everything, and it's really awkward?

Yeah...

Aboot that...

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Yeah, that's what I called it when I drew a little happy face on all the fingers on my left hand. It was interesting, they got violent. I need a band-aid.

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