Holy shit this sounds awesome!

[capn_curmudgeon]

Twilight the drinking game!

1: gather a group of friends and some booze, preferably beer, or you'll be too smashed too quick.
2: someone begins reading Twilight aloud.
3: every time an adverb appears, take a drink.

This is the original version of the game, many variations are available here:

http://cabbiewisdom.blogspot.com/2008/08/twilight-analysis.

Comments

[my_london_sun]

Yeah, but then you'd had to actually have someone read it outloud to people you supposedly like - not to mention we'd all die of alcohol poisioning within the first chapter ;)

[mfxd]

I'm completely and totally in.

As we get drunker and drunker, I'll complain about the role of modern vampires and probably make bold and exaggerated assertions about my own writing ability compared to hers.

So, there's three people. We can alternate chapters!

[my_london_sun]

Jesus god...

Of course, this means I'll have to get my copy back from Dan Kelley... :-\

[dark_knight_l]

Drinking and vampires, hell, I'm in

[capn_curmudgeon]

I dunno, Lexx, you're somewhat of a vampire purist, I think her version of them would piss you off. I mean, fuck, it pissed me off and I don't care 1/4 as much as you about classic Vapiric mythos.

Which would make it all the funnier to witness, since you'd likely get more pissed as you got drunker......

[zandren]

an excuse to drink!

[methylene_blues]

Everybody wins! Does the book get better as you get drunker?

[capn_curmudgeon]

According to the article, yes.

[akisazame]

Don't do it. You'll seriously die of alcohol poisoning. Modify it to drinking on any mention of the words "dazzle" or "sparkle," reference to Edward's stupid "crooked smile," or any completely superfluous description of Edward as being perfect or like a statue or like an angel or any other stupid shit like that.

Alternately, read Breaking Dawn and drink every time the book makes you want to kill yourself out of its sheer awfulness. Wait, scratch that, you'd also die of alcohol poisoning.