The agony of de-feet

[capn_pigf___er]

I am somewhat sad. I do not have a sixth toe. I am not the next step in evolution. On a positive note, I have a sibling! He just didn't develop as well as I did, and is currently residing in between my toes. I named him Trevor. He's getting cut out of me tomarrow at 6 am.

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[sklausing]

Those close-minded bastards. I knew they'd just cut it off, I knew it!

[capn_pigf___er]

So, Trevor was born yesterday at 7:35 am. He weighed 2 ounces. Lots of pain, lots of drugs. Spent yesterday playing video games. Looks like that will be life for the next 2 weeks or so, although I should be pretty mobile by next week.