So last month, my check for my rent bounced. I found this out a few days later upon checking my online banking and seeing that I still had money in there (not enough for my rent). So, an unfortunate series of events ensued, and I got this very ambiguous bank statement in the mail which didn't really explain anything. I told my dad the scenario ( Read more... )

Being the avid news reader that I am (ahem), I'm beginning to get somewhat creeped out by all of the new studies about rising sea levels and the deplete of Mt. Kilimanjaro's glaciers. Global Warming is real muthafuckas, and nature is trying to tell us something.

Happy "Say Happy Earth Day" Day.

Seriously now--what does it mean when someone you're sharing a bed with punches you in the face, or you punch them in the face, during sleep?

CountJackuIa: have you seen the video of some uncle teaching a 2-year old and 5-year to smoke pot ( Read more... )

What: Darlayna Byam's Birthday
When: Friday, March 23rd, time TBA
Where: My apartment
Theme: Suicide--How Would You Do It?

Rules: You may not enter without a costume. I expect creativity, thoroughness and complete and utter attempt to offend.

I practically gave away three free shirts today at work. I let people return some stuff, which isn't a part of our policy, gave them some cash (we only do exchanges or store credit). What the fuck is wrong with me? I GAVE PEOPLE FREE MONEY. I've never done it in the whole four months I've worked there, and suddenly, I do it twice in one day. I ( Read more... )

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Holy cow. According to my dietary analysis, I consume 2,665 calories a day.

I'm super effing busy Wednesday night, but seeing as Valentine's only comes one night a year, and I haven't seen my bitches in like, two weeks, then if you hoes wanna come down after I get out of class 8:30 and get krunk and playa-hate, then please do.

In good news, Lt. Ehren Watada's court-martial case has been declared a mistrial.

In hilarious news, his mom is wearing a one and only Romy scarf:

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