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Surprise!
I used to love Pee-wee’s Playhouse. I watched it every Saturday morning ( Read more... ) -
ARGH.
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Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs Chapter Six Part B
THIS IS PART B OF CHAPTER SIX. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ PART A FIRST, GO TO THE PREVIOUS POST.Having dealt with such wizarding conveniences as the Floo Network since he could reach the powder, Draco didn’t even stumble when he came flying out of the grate and into the darkened living room. He remained firmly on his feet, his clothes barely stained with ( Read more... ) -
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs Chapter Six Part A
Author’s Note: OMGWTFBBG? Look, everyone! It’s the longest chapter EVAH! Forty pages even! Gah... :clutches head feebly: It just wouldn’t END. :sob ( Read more... ) -
Um.
The sky outside of my bedroom window is green ( Read more... ) -
Staples?
Today, my friend called me at some ungodly hour of the day (I say ungodly, but it was probably more like appropriate; gah, I need to stop waking up after two in the afternoon) to chit chat about various things. I don't remember most of them, as I was kind of stuck in some semi-delirious state about cannibal babies gnawing at my ankles ( Read more... ) -
Hm.
New original user icon. All because my brother's forgetful and left a scan of his artwork on the 250 megabytes he uber-dumped on my computer to make room for more junk on his nifty wand o' memory ( Read more... ) -
Random postage...
Today my brother reminded me of his wisdom with his sage words: "Aliens smart enough to visit Earth are smart enough not to." I love my family ( Read more... ) -
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs Chapter Five
Author’s Notes: Okay, I’ll be honest with you. I didn’t really take the time to proofread this chapter. It’s long, it was difficult to write, and I’m sick of looking at it. I’ll probably go back and fix all the glaring errors later, if there are any. (I’m pretty certain there are, though.) I just want to dump this chapter on your doorstep and keep ( Read more... ) -
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs Chapter Four
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs
Capricious Purple Clarity
Chapter FourDudley Dursley was many things, and none of them seemed particularly charming. He was egotistical, gluttonous, manipulative, cruel, and overbearing. From day one he seemed to realize he held such an overwhelming power of influence over his parents, and the other traits ( Read more... )