EGGS? BACON?

[capslock_zeke]

EASTER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BUNNIES OR EGGS! THE TWO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER, EITHER! I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT. A TOTALLY RANDOM COMBINATION.
IN FACT, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH JESUS (WHICH WASN'T HIS REAL DAMN NAME) RETURNING, EITHER. IT WAS ORIGINALLY A DAY THAT CELEBRATED THE GODDESS EOSTRE. WHY DID THE CHURCH SCREW WITH IT? AND THEN

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[capslock_zeke]

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT NAME CAME BEFORE OR AFTER JUST 'EOS', BUT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE GODDESS OF THE DAWN.