HAVING SO MANY FRIENDS-THAT-ARE-GIRLS CAN REALLY BE STRESSFUL.
I CAN'T DECIDE WHO TO FANTASIZE ABOUT.

( A CONVERSATION )

MOST OF WHAT I SAID IS OMITTED.

BUT THE MAIN POINT WAS AT THE END:

BEING A GUY IS SO WRONG.

I AGREE WITH MISS 'KNEE' (HAHA THAT SO TOTALLY RHYMED I AM AWESOME).
( I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SPOILING ANYTHING, BUT THIS IS ABOUT THOSE NOT-OLD AND NOT-NEW FINAL FANTASIES. )

THIS IS VERY CAPS LOCK MATERIAL.

( ALL SORTS OF CRAP HAS BEEN HAPPENING LATELY. )

I AM SO DAMN SICK I WANT TO KILL ALL SNOT.
BUT, SERIOUSLY, I HAVE A COLD AND STUFF. I'M GOING TO CLASSES ANYWAY, BUT IT DOES GET ANNOYING. MY ONLY COMFORT IS SOME SOUR STARBURST ( Read more... )

EASTER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BUNNIES OR EGGS! THE TWO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER, EITHER! I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT. A TOTALLY RANDOM COMBINATION.
IN FACT, IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH JESUS (WHICH WASN'T HIS REAL DAMN NAME) RETURNING, EITHER. IT WAS ORIGINALLY A DAY THAT CELEBRATED THE GODDESS EOSTRE. WHY DID THE CHURCH SCREW WITH IT? AND THEN ( Read more... )

I'M MAKING MYSELF SOME RAMEN. I LIKE THE RAMEN I MAKE, BECAUSE I ALWAYS PUT EGGS AND RANDOM SANDWICH MEAT INTO IT. ...ACTUALLY, THIS ISN'T REALLY CALLED RAMEN, BUT THE THING IS IN SOME ASIAN LANGUAGE I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M LIKE A TOTAL 'DISGRACE' TO ASIANS, HUH? 'CAUSE I'M KOREAN AND DON'T GET A WORD OR CHARACTER OF ANYTHING.

SO, LIKE, TODAY, I JUMPED OFF A SKYSCRAPER AND LIVED.
...YEAH, THAT WAS MY JOKE. I'M NOT VERY FUNNY!
I HAVE A HORRIBLE STOMACHACHE.
I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FOOD YESTERDAY. LET'S SEE... I HAD... UH.
I FORGOT EXACTLY, BUT FOR LUNCH I MADE SOMETHING SIMILAR TO RAMEN AND DINNER WAS PIZZA. YEAH. I'M SO HEALTHY.