THIS GIRL IS ON PFIZAHHHHH

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I'M A PFIZER GAL NOW, FINALLY. IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW CANADA IS MESSING THIS PANDEMIC UP BIGGAGE. BIGGAGE IS WHAT MY BROTHER AND I CALLED IT WHEN MARIO GETS THE MUSHROOM AND GROWS. 🍄 I THOUGHT EVERYONE CALLED IT THAT BUT I TOOK A POLL ON INSTAGRAM ONCE AND IT TURNED OUT NOT THAT WAY.

BUT YEAH OUR VAX SUPPLY IS MINIMAL, WE DON'T HAVE J&J, AND WE PUT A

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My favorite take on the vaccine here so far is "I want to go back for seconds and thirds just to experience the rush of receiving free healthcare." Because yeah, somehow we got it quickly and for free, and it's like a buffet of choices--how was this not massively screwed up and/or price gouged? Both doses laid me out, though. Yikes.

I love the idea of the vaccine getting stuck due to poor circulation. Like if she seems to be coming down with COVID, she can just whack her arm against something like it's a malfunctioning appliance and jar the vaccine loose.

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lolololol yes!

That's amazing you guys turned it around with the vaccines! Our buffet of choices IS THE END OF THE BUFFET WHEN ONLY THE STALE QUICHES ARE LEFT.