TIMBIEBS

[capslockcomedy]

I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT NIAGARA FALLS WHICH IS WHERE I’VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME FOR COMEDY WORK BUT I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TIME. I’LL BE BACK THERE FOR A COUPLE WEEKS IN JANUARY WITH TIME TO KILL SO MAYBE I’LL WRITE ABOUT IT THEN. THE SHORT OF IT IS THAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE THERE IS INSANE.

FOR NOW HERE’S A REVIEW OF TIMBIEBS. JUSTIN

Comments

[crazed_apple]

I refuse to try any of the TimBiebs because a dollar (maybe more?) per bieb is an outrage. I want to know how much he was really involved in creating them, anyway. I know there's a commercial where he pretends to brainstorm with a donut scientist or something, but I kind of get the feeling that when it came down to it, they sent him a Google Form with multiple-choice options and he just clicked birthday cake, waffle, poutine, whatever. Like Subway currently has a few sandwiches supposedly designed by NFL players, and I somehow doubt they got into a test kitchen and started throwing ingredients together. It's extra pointless for Subway though, because any "new" sandwiches they promote are just different combinations of the same ingredients they've always offered, and you can endlessly customize every sandwich anyway, so...?

[capslockcomedy]

Yeah I think the extent of his involvement was "I like Tim Horton's, I should have my own menu item there" and they did the rest. Although I wouldn't be surprised if he threw birthday cake waffle in the hat as an idea because it's a strange combo and one I can see a pop star thinking is genius.