MY DAD ALMOST ATE AN EDIBLE.

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YESTERDAY MY PARENTS CAME TO THE CITY FOR LUNCH AND THEY PICKED ME UP AT MY CONDO. MY DAD DOES THIS THING WHERE HE RUMMAGES THROUGH MY PANTRY AND FRIDGE FOR SNACKS LIKE HE'S STEVE URKEL OR SOMETHING AND IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY RUDE BUT CONSIDERING HE HAS RECENTLY DECIDED TO ACCEPT MY BISEXUALITY AND OPEN AGNOSTICISM I LET IT SLIDE.

I KEEP MY FREEZER

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I can't imagine my parents' reaction if they found pot in my house (I think it's legal now in NY but still feels very much not). It's kind of funny what they have to make peace with when you're an adult. They found a reusable bag for the liquor store in my back seat recently and joked about it uncomfortably. If it were weed...dunno, I imagine behind closed doors there would be talk of "attacks of the Enemy" and it would be referred to as "that marijuana crap."

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ATTACKS OF THE ENEMY!!!!! Lololol

Now that weed is legal here my parents are actually completely fine with it, which I find even more annoying than them being against it at all. Like up until it was legal they wanted us to think of it as heroin, now my brother and I regularly smoke in front of them and they truly do not care at all. It’s a very conservative Christian parent thing I guess to conflate government law with morality! I am
always fascinated by what different Christian parents are against. Weed is perfectly fine with mine but if I said “goddamn” in their presence my mother would probably burst into tears. That’s interesting that yours are opposed to alcohol!

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I don't know how strongly opposed my parents are to alcohol anymore--like they don't drink themselves, but I honestly don't know how much it concerns them that I and my (to them completely unimpeachable) wife do. I think they have this uneasy peace with it, like "well if Kim drinks it can't be that bad." I just know family get-togethers are conspicuously dry unless they're at my house, where I childishly go out of my way to crack open a beer just because I can. That'll show 'em!!!