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TACO MYSTERY.
HI. MY NEIGHBOUR HAS HAD A BAG OF TACOS FROM GLORIOUS AND RENOWNED LOCAL MEXICAN RESTAURANT “LCXO LA CARNITA” SITTING IN FRONT OF THEIR DOOR FOR TWO DAYS. IT'S AN UBER EATS DELIVERY AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON.
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A THING ABOUT A SHOW ETC
This past weekend I did two shows back to back at a real club for the first time in 5 months. Comedy Bar is where I perform the most often locally, it's a comedy club but also more of a social hub than others with a bar and open space between two theatre rooms where you can just hang out, drink, catch up with friends. I didn't realize how much I ( Read more... ) -
TO STARBUCKS:
BRING BACK THE SOUTHWEST BLACK BEAN & QUINOA WRAP YOU SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE CHILLER SAGA
OH BOY WHERE DO I EVEN START WITH THIS ONE?
HOW ABOUT THE FACT THAT I AM AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A SIZZLIN' SPICY PIPIN' HOT BLOODED PERSON AND GET WARM EXTREMELY EASILY IN EVERY SEASON. I DO NOT FARE WELL IN HEAT. I TOLERATE IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO AND THIS SUMMER IS MOSTLY OKAY BECAUSE 1.) THERE HAS BEEN A HEALTHY MIX OF LOWER TEMP DAYS WITH LOW ( Read more... ) -
YOW-YOW-YOWWWWWW!
I'M DOING MY FIRST LIVE SHOW THIS WEEKEND SINCE MARCH 9TH AND I'M ON FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
I FEEL LIKE I GOT SHOT OUT OF A CANNON. WOO-HOO-HOOOOOOO.
🎶 THUNDAH! FEEL THE THUNDAH! LIGHTNING AND THE THUNDAH! 🎶
ISN'T IT TRUE THAT EVERY IMAGINE DRAGONS SONG SOUNDS LIKE A BATTLE ANTHEM PLAYING FOR JESUS AND THE DEVIL AS THEY ENTER INTO A COLISEUM AND WALK ( Read more... ) -
PEANUT BUTTER
NATURAL PEANUT BUTTER IS TOO MUCH WORK TO EAT YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND IT'S LIKE WHEN WILL THIS END
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GROSS AND ALONE, AS ALWAYS!
THERE'S THIS GAME I KEEP GETTING ADS FOR ON INSTAGRAM, IT'S CALLED "CHOICES: THE STORIES YOU PLAY" AND I'M HOOKED. YOU GET A LITTLE PREVIEW OF HOW TO PLAY AND IT'S LIKE A RELATIONSHIP MORAL DILEMMA WITH CHARACTERS WHOSE MOVES YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE NEXT BASED ON WHAT HAPPENED. IT'S FULLY INSANE THOUGH, I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT A VERY SPECIFIC ONE I SAW ( Read more... ) -
BAKED GOOD INTENTIONS
I'M OPENING UP A PÂTISSERIE CALLED "BAKED GOOD INTENTIONS" WHERE I MAKE DESSERTS AND SELL THEM TO PEOPLE WHO NEED LAST MINUTE TREATS THEY CAN SAY THEY MADE THEMSELVES AND BRING TO CHURCH POTLUCKS AND SOIREES.
SINCE MY BAKING IS MOSTLY ONLY PASSABLE AT BEST, CUSTOMERS CAN TAKE COMFORT IN THE MEDIOCRITY OF MY PRODUCTS AND FEEL CONFIDENT PRESENTING ( Read more... ) -
QATFISHIN' IN THE QUAR
ONE OF MY WEAKER MOMENTS IN ISOLATION - ASIDE FROM BUYING A DRAWING OF MY FUTURE HUSBAND FROM A PSYCHIC ON ETSY - HAS BEEN TRYING TO CATFISH A DERMATOLOGIST ONLINE SO I COULD GET A PRESCRIPTION FOR A TOPICAL TREATMENT THAT I WANT TO USE EXCLUSIVELY FOR COSMETIC PURPOSES.
There’s a website where you can have a consultation chat with a dermatologist ( Read more... )
