Ooooohh! A Halloween themed episode - SPOOKY! Choose your own comic adventure, but choose correctly, please. In Soviet Russia, adventure chooses you!

Back from a long hiatus, CC Comics delves straight into the controversial issue of human evolution. Controversial if you're retarded! (What does he mean by that...?)

Do you really want to know what inspired this episode? No, you don't.

A new life plan, a new life philosophy, a new life ethos, a master plan perhaps, it's all garbage in-garbage out. I was thinking about this because I often launch a "new me" on Sunday or Monday and return to undesired habits by Wednesday or Thursday. If it's not normal to do this then I figure I'm at least AVERAGING normal. Normal sucks, anyway.

I so want to go to Denny's right now for three hours of coffee and cigarettes.

Ok so Captain Cigarette Comics has now officially moved. The new URL is ( Read more... )

Hey all! In this episode we see the return of the Surgeon General of Doom! He's been on hiatus for a while, but makes an appropriate return when he decides to make a movie to counter "Thank You For Smoking". Who better to star in an anti-smoking movie than Evil Captain Cigarette?

Would've been done on Easter, but Easter intefered. Ironic? No, not really, just a typical example of my finely tuned gift of procrastination.

THIS IS NOT A FAKE UPDATE

I repeat:

THIS IS NOT A RACIST JOKE

I know it's been a while, but I think once you see this comic you'll understand why. I had to handcraft a lot of the pieces from scratch, and the permit to build, even a temporary structure, in a public park took longer than expected to clear. So anyway, I hope you enjoy what is undoubtedly my finest Captain Cigarette Comic to date ( Read more... )