A truth of the human condition: There's nothing more disappointing in life than getting exactly what you want.

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Something bugs me about the tale of 'Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer.'Sure it may seem to have noble themes about togetherness and how prejudice is wrong, but the real message of the story is much simpler: You're just a freak until you're useful.

"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus..."

Moments earlier:

"Daddy, why are you getting a divorce?"

Made cookies today. Can't shake the feeling that something was impeding my progress. I'm thinking it was, as a film strip from my 8th grade sex ed class put it, "the male penis".

It doesn't whisk well either :/

So I'm in class and my girlfriend turns to me and says, "I think my boobs are getting bigger" and thats when I started believing in Santa Claus.

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4. "Helpful is a relative term."
5. "Never trust yourself; you’re always out to get you."

1. "Everyone needs a little mental disorder."
2. "Common sense is an oxymoron."

I believe that time travel is possible. Stephen Hawking once posed the question: If time travel is possible then why haven't we been overrun by travelers from the future? I've been thinking that the answer to this may be as simple as humanity not exsisting long enough to figure it out.