Mutual Genocide

[captain_fondle]

Apparently noses can bleed at random. I was not privy to this knowledge until recently when I woke up with my hands and precious jacket covered in blood. At first I thought I had finally killed someone with my bare hands as opposed to death by severe making funnery. After concocting an ingenious plan on what to do with the body, I sneezed and

Comments

[i_wanna_corndog]

so is that girl me?

[captain_fondle]

waffles, nooooooooooooo, why would I ever say that about you?

[toastedcheezer]

weird dude.