Jeans Will be the Death of me

[captain_heroic]

Lately, I’ve noticed a disgusting trend among young folk. Now I know that you’re saying, “But Dan, there’s a million disgusting trends among young people!” I know this, but this one just irks me. Pre-ripped jeans. Now, I’m down with wearing a pair of pants that’s not in perfect condition. I have several pairs that are ripped in many locations. Yet

Comments

[dishbreaker]

This sounds like real stand-up material (secret pun intended)

Conan

[anonymous]

Actually, post-nuclear Conan is so tough, that picture shows him actually stepping out of a nuclear explosion.

The explosion was caused when he killed chuck norris with that sword. Chuck Norris exploded due to too much awesome toughness in one fight.

Lord Awesome of Glee.

ps. Ass

[disasterology]

Back it up, back it up

[disasterology]

Have a pleasant day.

[soapy_badger]

you're drunk.

but i did like the phrase "pole position". i was pretty ok with that.