So, this is a usual thing, then? New people... "New Feathers" I've heard you all say, arriving every month. Well, I guess it was me last time, so if any of you new arrivals need anything, just ask. I'm Captain Jack Harkness, and it'll be great to meet all of you.

[Private to the Doctor]
I've got a surprise for you.

I guess this is what that guide meant by experiments, right? Seems pretty harmless, from what I can tell. I think I'll be avoiding that wine in the fountain though ( Read more... )

I finally found my coat! Hated having to cut holes in the back of it, but it's had worse, I suppose. It was in the weapons shop, who knew my coat was a weapon? Vortex manipulator was there too, but it's broken again. Of course.

Doctor, you found your sonic yet? I'm guessing this place isn't going to let you have the TARDIS.Thanks to everyone who ( Read more... )

Must have been one hell of a night last night. I don't remember anythi-...

[Rustling sounds and a startled exclamation.] Oh, that's new. Wings, huh? Not exactly the kink I would have picked, but whatever floats your boat. Why mess with perfection, though ( Read more... )

Character: Jack is referred to as being "ommnisexual," so if you're remotely attractive to him, he will probably be open to sexy funtimes. Men, women, alien (yay tentacles!), anything, he'll be happy to let you have a piece of the Captain ( Read more... )