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captain_jtk

[Log Entry 002 | Audio] In Which Kirk Investigates

Jan 26, 2009 20:35

[Locked to Self]
Captain's log, stardate... unkown. Location: the M.S. Elegante.

I remain... trapped... aboard this vessel, desperately searching for answers. The Captain, if he can be called that, is apparently... insane. The crew... unhelpful. All the information I've gleaned comes from the... other passengers. We are all... prisoners aboard this ( Read more... )

can't hear you, made of awesome, that's captain kirk to you, captain james t kirk

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bibliofantasy January 27 2009, 04:39:52 UTC

[LOL.]

Spock.

captain_jtk January 27 2009, 04:41:54 UTC

Spock is a fine first officer and... my friend.

bibliofantasy January 27 2009, 21:27:09 UTC

Boo fucking hoo.

I do so loathe being the bearer of bad news, but you're going to miss people from "home" with all your heart while you're here. Apparently, we are never, ever going back.

psychoticracer January 27 2009, 04:42:20 UTC

You cannot be for motherfucking real.

You want to organize this boat of killers, children, fools, psychopaths, and stray cats? Against a Captain who can fucking teleport you into bondage, resurrect people from the dead and change your species on a whim.

They call ME crazy?

captain_jtk January 27 2009, 04:44:03 UTC

No, no, you don't understand. Fighting this captain... if he truly possesses the powers you say he does... would be pointless. I've been in a situation such as this before. Our best chance... our only chance, is to find out where we are, find out how where we're being taken. Knowledge is power, after all.

psychoticracer January 27 2009, 04:55:23 UTC

Well aren't you the fucking savior of us all. Of COURSE you've been in situations like this before and you know EXACTLY what to do and if we'd all just follow your lead things will turn out fine, yes?

Your head is crammed SO far up your ass - If you were in MY unit I'd whip you into fucking shape. Pity you're not.

None of this will do you ANY good whatsoever, so I'll let you have it.

We're in the middle of a damn ocean that's so fucking big it sails in a straight line for four months and never has landfall. I presume the Captain teleports without the ship the same way he does within it, and crosses boundaries of life and death to do so. Feel free to check out the motherfucking constellations if you think that'll help.

Let me know if that gets you anywhere, I'll be over here watching you spin your gears like a molerat in a wheel.

captain_jtk January 27 2009, 05:07:16 UTC

I've never failed my own crew before and I don't intend to fail myself now.

Mister, I command a... starship. I'm a command veteran. The lives... of my crew... depend on me every day.

Now... an attitude like that... will get you nowhere. You have to be active. You can't... ever... give up the fight. No problem is unsolvable and I intend to find a way off this ship. This... captain... may be a god-like being, but I've dealt with them before.

If you're not going to help, then I suppose I'll... find others.

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shenghuanzhe January 27 2009, 06:50:06 UTC

... are you for real?

captain_jtk January 27 2009, 06:54:08 UTC

Why wouldn't I be?

shenghuanzhe January 27 2009, 06:56:40 UTC

Zeshat fuckin' wept, apparently the Captain's scrapin' the bottom of the fuckin' barrel if he decided you were gonna be a passenger.

captain_jtk January 27 2009, 06:59:14 UTC

And what does that mean?

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screwyoubob January 27 2009, 06:59:07 UTC

Oh my God, someone finally has a name that's not too short.

captain_jtk January 27 2009, 06:59:35 UTC

Excuse me?

screwyoubob January 27 2009, 07:08:02 UTC

Jamestiberiuskirk. It's long enough. You know you're you. It's great.

captain_jtk January 27 2009, 07:09:07 UTC

Of course I know who I am. I'm... me. I know my ideals and my goals and I'm not about to... abandon them, simply because I'm stuck on this boat.

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