.023 - lol stupid things

[captain_jtkirk]

[Infirmary Filter]

Can I have a moment of your time?

[Added later. Video:]

So.

Who wants to sign my cast?

[He's showing it off. Look how cool he is.]

[ooc: So Kirk went rock climbing with Shego. Fell. And landed on his arm. It's just fractured but yeah. This is why he can't have nice things.]

Comments

[Infirmary.]

[thegooddrjones]

Of course. What do you need?

[Infirmary.]

[captain_jtkirk]

It's possible I injured myself.

[Infirmary.]

[thegooddrjones]

How'd you possibly do that?

[Infirmary.]

[captain_jtkirk]

I fell... off a mountain in the CES. And cushioned it with my arm.

[with_discipline]

What happened?

[captain_jtkirk]

I got in a fight with a rock and lost.

[with_discipline]

A rock. [What.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Don't judge]

Like the size of a mountain.

[gimmethemap]

What did you do?

[captain_jtkirk]

Why do you assume I did something to myself? Maybe I was attacked.

[gimmethemap]

You'd be less casual if you were attacked.

[captain_jtkirk]

Touche.

I fell.

[notarrowette]

...What did you do?

[captain_jtkirk]

I fell.

[notarrowette]

...You're not even going to make up an impressive tale of failed heroics designed to play up the sympathy? Are you on a lot of painkillers?

[captain_jtkirk]

I have a valid fear of you hitting me if I gave you too much sarcasm. And I'm already wounded so.

[batmanschmatman]

Cool cast.

[captain_jtkirk]

Thanks, dude.

[batmanschmatman]

Tired of the what happened questions yet?

[captain_jtkirk]

I haven't run out of sassy answers yet. If you want one.