.023 - lol stupid things

[captain_jtkirk]

[Infirmary Filter]

Can I have a moment of your time?

[Added later. Video:]

So.

Who wants to sign my cast?

[He's showing it off. Look how cool he is.]

[ooc: So Kirk went rock climbing with Shego. Fell. And landed on his arm. It's just fractured but yeah. This is why he can't have nice things.]

Comments

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[atanadvantage]

... Captain?

[He's just... What. Why are you such a trouble magnet, Jim? :|]

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

[Thought he wasn't your captain :|]

Yes?

[video]

[atanadvantage]

[Well. You're a captain.]

What did you do?

[video]

[captain_jtkirk]

I fought with a rock and lost.

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[lt_n_uhura]

Are you incapable or unwilling to keep yourself out of trouble?

MOST GLORIOUS

[captain_jtkirk]

More the former I'd say. I don't remember waking up and thinking, oh I'll injure myself today.

[lt_n_uhura]

Did you wake up and think, 'Oh, maybe I'll do something stupid today?'

[captain_jtkirk]

No I woke up and thought about drinking but Shego made me do something active.

[gotgreenmagic]

Moron.

[OOC: jsyk Shego would have ninja'd down after him SO FAST and then pretended nonchalance after discovering he wasn't dead.]

[captain_jtkirk]

[He probably still noticed the incredibly speed of her movement and concern :c]

You love me.

[gotgreenmagic]

That explains why I pushed you off a mountain for bitching too much.

[captain_jtkirk]

It was your fault I was up there to begin with. I could've been half drunk in my quarters all week.